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Meet the Half inch Heroes ... and groupies |
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Sharpey The Biffy Clyro obsessed front man of the band! real name: Sharpey birthday: 4th May role in band: Lead Singer fave bands: Biffy Clyro, Goo Goo Dolls, Rob Zombie, Feeder, New Found Glory, Dashboard Confessionals, Distorted Penguins, Incubus, Metallica, Skunk Anansie, Nirvana, Staind. fave live gig of all time ever: Biffy @ Tunbridge Wells 12th August 2002. JDI for me, Oh yes! what do you do outside the band for fun: Drive, sing, hang out with mates, drink lots and lots (how immature!), kickboxing, tennis, listen to music, visit pals at uni! favourite HiH song: Any Other name - SKACORE! favourite song to perform live: Any Other Name! favourite song ever: Justboy by Biffy Clyro favourite HiH gig: Tunbridge Wells Forum 4th October 2002 - LIGHTYEAR! favourite venue to play at: Tunbridge Wells Forum because its where we started...feels like home. favourite band to play with: Immune because I absolutely love you guys!!! place you would most like to play: London Astoria!!! Would be a dream come true... if you could go on tour with any band who would it be: Biffy Clyro. I think I would just die in front of them! haha. Or Lightyear, that would be phat. Or Grown at Home! if you could name your tour anything what would it be: SPunk and Jammie Dodgers tour! :-) favourite phrase: "Monkey" name a rileyism: "Eeeeek!", although his funniest moment was..."Lets go together...but you first!" hehe name a rossism: "To be fair..." name a sharpeyism: "BIFFFYYYY!!" name a bethism: "Phroar he is fit!" name a redism: "bounce-ba-ba-bounce bounce" name a mikeism: "Savage!" name a gocism: "Mofo!" name a barnism: "Doooode", "Fuck Yeah!" name a sproggism: "BUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRP!" favourite alcomoholic beverage: Stellaaaaaaa! worst alcomoholic beverage: Southern Comfort!!! Never again since I drank 1 1/2 litres of the shit and puked EVERYWHERE! funniest drunken stupor of your own: Uhm...ask one of the guys coz I dont remember!" funniest drunken stupor of not your own: Barney bushdiving into a thorny bush and then landing on concrete, or when she collapsed in the Kebab shop and couldn't get up! Mike "surfing" on an ironing board in a trolley. GOD SO MANY!!! biggest pisshead in the band: Barney! smelliest member of the band: Ross the dirty biatch! best bundle: HOOOGE one at MDIB gig at Collective. who the best bundle target in the band: Riley because he squeaks! |
| Riley Squeaking lead guitarist! "Aren't I just the excited little girl!?!" real name: David Riley birthday: 17/08/84 role in band: Guitarist fave bands: less than jake, mxpx, bosstones, ednas goldfish, catch 22, five iron frenzy fave live gig of all time ever: extreme fest/ reading weekend 2001 what do you do outside the band for fun: unismurfity favourite HiH song: Everything I learnt favourite song to perform live: Rooooooooobarb favourite song ever: current fav song of moment is cross out the eyes by thursday favourite HiH gig: Lightyear and sequana favourite play at: tw forum favourite band to play with: sequana place you would most like to play: the garage if you could go on tour with any band who would it be: polyphonic spree J if you could name your tour anything what would it be: scooby and the pesky kid murders favourite phrase: anything with long complicated words in the wrong places name a rileyism: (everyone is gonna say squeakin) name a rossism: playing over the start of my intro name a sharpeyism: BBBBBBBBBBBBIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFYYYYYYYYYYYY name a bethism: squeaking name a mikeism: showing far too much of his arse name a gocism: Kicking the band into shape name a barnism: copious stella consumption name a sproggism: drinking favourite alcomoholic beverage: double jd and coke / double vodka and lemonade (but its a bit girly) worst alcomoholic beverage: stella!!!! funniest drunken stupor of your own: 18th bday with the falling under the table and puking on the skool and the stolen toilet and the sleeping in the bushes funniest drunken stupor of not your own: mike on his birthday puking in the garage, and the trolley and ironing board surfing biggest pisshead in the band: MIKE/GOC smelliest member of the band: Mike best bundle: MR SHIRAZ!!!!!!!! who the best bundle target in the band: probably me, cos I small and slow. |
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Ross Lanky bass player who can't stand still on stage! (he pouts too!) currently un-available, content restricted due to the plumstead convention |
| Red Fraggle rock named drummer - she's as mad as they come! Nucking Futs I tell ya! real name: ReD! birthday: 14th Dec 1984 woopwoop role in band: drummer fave bands: farse, mad caddies, big d, reel big fish, vandals, five iron frenzy, mxpx, less than jake, dashboard confessional, foo fighters, mu330, no doubt, hundred reasons, common rider (r.i.p), ataris, dance hall crashers, frenzal rhomb blah! fave live gig of all time ever: no doubt at brixton last summer where gwen took my bracelet, wore it and gave me a wink :) aaaaaah! what do you do outside the band for fun: hehe ;) boogie. favourite HiH song: forever late favourite song to perform live: smalltown heroes . ping! favourite song ever: thats way too hard... favourite HiH gig: 20th Dec at Kings Head Fulham, just for the journey in the rock n roll rental van. Mikes coat is not enough for me to pee behind next to a main road. favourite venue to play at: Twells i guess, the sweat pit. the verge, camden is pretty rock and roll too! favourite band to play with: howards alias.. Mm hmm place you would most like to play: love to play LA2 :) if you could go on tour with any band who would it be: mm... big D, or the vandals so i can borrow josh freese's arm if you could name your tour anything what would it be: the half inch heroes save the world favourite phrase: oo isnt it exciting! name a rileyism: where are the 15 year old girls name a rossism: but to be fair, I disagree name a sharpeyism: biffyyyyy! name a bethism: jd and coke please.... yeah make that a double name a redism: wheeeeeeeeeee! name a mikeism: ooh that was a hot one! name a gocism: hehe..... tee heee heee..... pissed! name a barnism: just feelin the music name a sproggism: buuuurrrrp! favourite alcomoholic beverage: stella artois worst alcomoholic beverage: reef. ranksville funniest drunken stupor of your own: chundering my bags of crisps outside the pub boxing day 2002. funniest drunken stupor of not your own: ive heard of many! biggest pisshead in the band: goc beth and me! smelliest member of the band: i cant say ive smelt it, but mike seems to be the most gas emitting. best bundle: on the sofa backstage at the forum hehe. or beths living room floor, that was painful! who the best bundle target in the band: better not be me coz im officially the shortest! |
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Goc Pink haired rhythm guitarist. real name: Goc (pronounced Jock) birthday: 3rd October 1983 role in band: guitarist fave bands: Lightyear, Less Than Jake, Eels, Rancid, Biffy Clyro, Ye Wiles (they fooking rule!) fave live gig of all time ever: flying marrow, muttley's darstardly skam, ye wiles, spankboy and 4ft fingers on october 19th 2001 @ Twells Forum what do you do outside the band for fun: skate, be an art bum, skank randomly, get hyper on skittles, get drunk on a pint :) favourite HiH song: Everything I Learnt favourite song to perform live: Rooobarb just because of the way the crowd goes nucking futs favourite song ever: arghhhhh dammit I dont know! favourite HiH gig: Lightyear 4th October because it sold out and we co-headlined favourite venue to play at: Tunbridge Wells Forum of course favourite band to play with: Lightyear, although Spankboy kick arse place you would most like to play: Underworld in Camden cos I love that venue if you could go on tour with any band who would it be: Mr Shiraz if you could name your tour anything what would it be: Overdosing on Skittles tour favourite phrase: shit hot name a rileyism: random squeaking and the phrase arent I the excited little girl name a rossism: missing the jumps in the brakes in songs name a sharpeyism: everything and anything Biffy related! name a bethism: her voice getting higher and higher pitched with the more alcohol she drinks! name a redism: name a mikeism: his constant spoonerisms! name a gocism: pissed on a pint, and general hyperness from skittles! name a barnism: Stella - says it all! name a sproggism: torpedoing a drink, the pause then the HOOOGE belch! favourite alcomoholic beverage: Stella worst alcomoholic beverage: Waggledance Honey Beer ... yuick! funniest drunken stupor of your own: spilling my last 1/4 of a pint of Stella at the Courthouse, sweeping it back into the glass, Mike laughing and pointing, me throwing at what I thought to be Mike missing him (it was the double I could see) and covering the window - not that I actually remember this! funniest drunken stupor of not your own: has to be one of Barns but uhmmm which one?! biggest pisshead in the band: Beth smelliest member of the band: hmmm Ross or Rob, Ross or Rob?! Although Mike farts lots. best bundle: the onstage bundle of Ash the trumpet player from Mr Shiraz who the best bundle target in the band: Beth because she squeals so much and its funny |
| Mike The chain smoking general lay about! favourite band to play with: Lightyear place you would most like to play: reading (i know unrealistic but hey) favourite phrase: fuck off |
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Beth The sax-playing Jack Daniels queen of ska punk! real name: Bethany Ellard birthday:20th january 1984 role in band:squealer and occasionally play sax. fave bands:FOO FIGHTERS, lightyear, reel big fish, incubus, sr71, uncle brian, new found glory, starting line, goldfinger etc etc. fave live gig of all time ever:FOO FIGHTERS at london astoria 26th august 2002!! new found glory at the garage and reel big fish at electric ballroom. what do you do outside the band for fun:drink jack daniels, squeal lots, listen to music and drink jack daniels. favourite HiH song:skank wit me and everything i learnt favourite song to perform live:skank wit me favourite song ever:hmm tough one. prob politically correct by sr71 or everlong by foo fighters. favourite HiH gig:gig with lightyear at twells forum on 4th october favourite venue to play at:tunbridge wells forum, where it all started!! favourite band to play with:LIGHTYEAR BABY!!! and sequana are dudes!! place you would most like to play:concrete jungle stage at reading, or kentish town forum. if you could go on tour with any band who would it be:foo fighters :D if you could name your tour anything what would it be:JD and coke tour! favourite phrase:JACK DANIELS AND COKE PLEASE!! oh and NICE ARSE!! name a rileyism:we'll go together but u go first. name a rossism:i cant play bass!! name a sharpeyism:BIFFYYYYYYYYYYY name a bethism:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (as high pitched as possible!!) name a redism: name a mikeism:NIIIIIIICE name a gocism:hucking filarious name a barnism:'do we need passports to get into wales?' name a sproggism:GUNSHOT favourite alcomoholic beverage:JACK DANIELS AND COKE!! double please! worst alcomoholic beverage:watermelon bacardi breezers, the smell makes me wanna hurl!! funniest drunken stupor of your own:ohhhhhhhhhh sooooo many!! ask the band cos i prob dont remember the best ones!!maybe at sharpeys birthday party? funniest drunken stupor of not your own:riley falling backwards off sharpeys garden bench on mike's bday! biggest pisshead in the band:well me and goc get drunk quickest! does that count? smelliest member of the band:ROB!! best bundle:they all roooooooooool!!tho i shall always remember one at sharpeys when i FELT MY HEAD SNAP!! who the best bundle target in the band:ross, see how many of us it takes to break him!! |
| Barney Skanking, Stella drinking, Dancer of the band |
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Sprogga The loud little sprogg of Goc! "Gun shot!" |
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Donkey Mark and Mike |
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